You know that feeling you get when the voices in your head just won’t stop screaming and the pounding in your temples becomes unbearable? I get the same feeling of joy when I see a kitten smile. When do you feel like this, friend_
You know the feeling you get when everyone you know and love turn into cannibalistic cephalopods? I get the same feeling of wonderment when I see the sun wink in my direction.
You know the feeling you get when your furniture becomes sentient and tells you its moving out? Well, I get this same feeling of orgasmic joy when I can’t stop yelling at the other passengers on the bus at 4 am.
You know that feeling you get when you realise you aren’t you and that you have actually been living a fever dream for the past 3 months? Well? Do you? You’re gonna have to say something at some point.
You know that feeling you get when the overwhelming pointlessness of it all leaves you numb? You realise that you are just a collection of atoms hurtling around an endless vacuum. I get that same feeling of elation when deciding which canned goods I should buy for the week ahead. Do you also buy canned goods? Are your goods non-canned? What do you have against cans? Tell me!
You know that feeling you get when the imaginary audience doesn’t respond to your aimless ramblings? That’s the feeling I have right know. Go away if you don’t want to open up. I’m trying to have an adult conversation over here and you aren’t even making an effort.
That’s it.
