I was out for a normal walk the other day. You know the type. You put one leg in front of the other in a sort of walking motion. You know, right? Of course you know, you’re my handsome and intelligent readership. Anyway, enough shameless flattery. I was walking along the street, minding my own business and also the business of a friend who was away on holiday when earth-shattering noise tore through the air.
CCCRRRRAAAASSSSHH! A deafening tumult of falling rubble and screaming passers-by was heard as a giant monolithic creature burst from the ground beneath my feet and peered down at…
